It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List
Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.
The oldest trick in the book
A chinese - My dog ate my homework and I ate my dog
(No offense lol) - Ananya
You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.
I want my mom to do this... if she did though - Lucretia
Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...
Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List
That is funny
That was cool
That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!
Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that
That is so messed up
That is amazing.
How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List
LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!V 1 Comment
Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.
Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List
Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko
The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk
This will just get you in serious trouble.
My brother may say this - LucretiaV 1 Comment
You do realize paper contains bleach sometimes? - Lucretia
I heard someone actually use this one...in college! - Entranced98
Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)
There comes a slap right across Miley Cryus face. - JaysTop10ListV 1 Comment
Along with our entirehouse! We lost my dog Mathy and stuff! Please give me credit anyways! - Lucretia
But if your younger how can you use that?
Well, that won't get you excused.
Ok I am going to puke
Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube
Awesome dog you have there - Lucretia
14My big brother ate it
What religion is that?
16The Fat Bottomed Girls rode their bicycles over it
It's still good enough to turn in.
Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List
COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List
HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34
Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.
Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria
"take me to church! "
What if you have a athiest teacher - Lucretia
21The mafia scribbled bad words on it
What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?
No one even has a horse.
That was an option.
I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu
And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.
Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List
Were you swimming with your homework? - CatacornV 1 Comment
That's what all my class do - Cobbleborg
I say that all the time
I tried that and I still got detenion
Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.
Does it look like you have a choice?
26Nicki Minaj sat on my homework and I couldn't get it back
27i was too busy watching Kpop music videos
I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass
29I traveled through time and it got wet in the Titanic
Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dadV 1 Comment
Will never work
32I was kissing Jinx from Teen Titans and lipstick got all over it
Lol like hell they did
35I didn't get any sleep last night
36I left my homework on the ground, I was too high
It's a true story
39I fought the Joker and then he fell on it!
40The Ghostbusters crossed the streams on it
41I went to Germany
42I put it in a safe and lost the combination
43It's in the trash
44My best friend fell in the lake and I had to jump in and help him, my homework decided to follow me.
Why would people think you could eat it can you digest it
47My grandma died
48I threw it in a black hole
49The real ghostbusters crossed the streams on it
50Goofy tripped on it
The 10 Best Homework Excuses
1. I got my backpack stolen: use rampant crime among high school students to your advantage. No teacher in his right mind would expect you to turn in that big assignment if it got stolen the very day it was due. Although most teachers won't follow through, filing a missing backpack report might not be a bad idea.
2. My mom and dad got in a huge fight last night and the cops came and I couldn't concentrate on the assignment: Domestic violence isn't something to lie about...unless it's done to save your grade. This excuse works on so many levels: (1) Your teacher will never bring this up to your parents; and (2) you will garner sympathy for the rest of the year. The only way this could go wrong is if your teacher reports this to your guidance counselor and your counselor contacts your parents. That's probably not going to happen.
3. I stayed at my dad's this weekend and left it there and my mom refuses to let me go back and get it: Teachers are suckers for dysfunctional family stories. This is an all time classic.
4. I left my binder in my mom's car and she's at work across town: This is a twist on the easy to see through "I left it at home" excuse. A teacher can reasonably expect someone from home to bring your homework, but not even the meanest teacher would expect your mom to leave work.
5. I was really sick yesterday and unable to do anything. The only reason I came is because I didn't want to miss any more work: Teachers will admire your perseverance and give you the extra day.
6. It's that "time of the month": If you're a boy, don't try this. This only works for females on male teachers.
7. Grandma died: Even if the teacher doubts the veracity of your grandma's death, he's not gonna call you out on it just in case it's true. There are obvious problems with this excuse, including the guilt you'll feel if your grandma does die that week.
8. My dog died and I was too upset to do my homework: This is rarely used, but effective, especially if your teacher has a dog. Only a heartless task master would not cut you a break over losing your best friend.
9. I had to take care of my baby sister who was up last night throwing up: Another underused classic. Be careful your teacher isn't an e-mailer or he just might e-mail your parents for an update on your baby sister who doesn't exist.
10. Tell the truth: This is a revolutionary excuse. Often if you just go to your teacher in the morning and tell him or her the truth, you'll get some additional time.
What's your favorite homework excuse?